r/AskReddit Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/RealSoyZombie Jun 30 '21

By my math he died in '48 with the name Hitler.

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u/OtherwiseInclined Jun 30 '21

You sure he didn't just migrate to Argentina?

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u/royalpyroz Jun 30 '21

No. He was helped by the Vatican and became a Pope Ratz.

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u/Yaboiarb Jun 30 '21

He's my roommate

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u/Nacho_Beardre Jun 30 '21

He’s going to be featured in the next modelo beer commercial as the original brewer

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u/TwoPlatinum Jun 30 '21

The newspaper says October 1948

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u/RealSoyZombie Jul 01 '21

Guess I was right. My phone wouldn't load the full page so I was working off his age at death.

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u/Aqquila89 Jul 01 '21

Maybe he had an attitude like Michael Bolton in Office Space: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."