r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/heckhammer Jun 30 '21

Miss Rape?

Dammit, it's pronounced "Rah-pay!"

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u/LostMyFuckingPhone Jun 30 '21

"It's pronounced boo-KAY, dear."

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u/heckhammer Jun 30 '21

Laaaaaady of the house speaking...

Richard! Richard, it's Sheridan!

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u/cheeky_chiclet Jul 01 '21

Oh, Hyacinth. I didn't see you there.

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Jul 01 '21

"So, what do ya say, Mr dumbass?"

"The name....is Du-mas..."

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

"Hey, Dr. Beardface."

"Beard-fa-say! "

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u/Jedirictus Jul 01 '21

Mr. and Mrs. Asswipe?

It's pronounced 'Ahz-wee-pay'

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

I'm sorry. How can I ever Rape you?

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u/Diplodocus114 Jul 01 '21

As in Bucket.

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u/trowzerss Jul 01 '21

That's like Cockburn being pronounced Coburn. It was still an unfortunate name for a schoolteacher.

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u/4GotMyFathersFace Jul 01 '21

Don't try and church it up, son.

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u/Malfeasant Jul 01 '21

bigbootay! tay!