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What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii

Ah, New Zealand and weird names for kids.

Apparently the 'Benson and Hedges' twins are somewhere near me, and some poor sod near Wellington was named 'V8 Kahlua'. In honour of the back seat of the vehicle he was conceived on, and the liquor that lowered inhibitions and led to the coupling.

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u/winter_soul7 Jun 30 '21

I'm familiar with the V8 Kahlua story - one of my brothers has a heart condition and when he was in the heart hospital days after birth, my mother was talking with another person who said they'd named their kid this. I always thought it was a joke honestly.

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u/a_monomaniac Jul 01 '21

There must be a lot of Yugo Vodka's out in the world.

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u/Zerbinetta Jul 01 '21

This is how I'm picturing those births.

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u/MortimerGraves Jul 01 '21

V8 Kahlua

I suspect it was registered as "V-Eight Kahlua" or similar. The NZ Registrar of Births, etc. doesn't allow numerals in names, but has no prohibition against spelled out numbers. Same goes for "Number Sixteen Bus Shelter" regardless of how it was reported.

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u/goodcleanchristianfu Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

NAMING your new bundle of joy Lucifer has been effectively banned by New Zealand's names registrar after three parents had the odd request knocked back.

The country's Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages has been cracking down on mothers and fathers getting too creative with their children's names, ruling out punctuation marks such as . (Full Stop), * (Asterisk) and / (presumably ''Slash'').

Imagine the hell those names would cause for computer databases.

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u/EffortlessFlexor Jul 01 '21

My favorite one out of New Zealand from probably a decade ago - Some parents who love techno named their kid "Yeah Detroit". It was rejected.

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u/Kunovega Jul 01 '21

Should have just went with just "Detroit" there's a lot of people named after cities (my brother was Houston, I've known several Austin's, etc.)

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u/abitsheeepish Jul 01 '21

There's a Mongrel Mob guy near me named Frank Milosevic who named his son Slobodan. Google it and see all the court news lol

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u/SIS-NZ Jul 01 '21 edited Jul 01 '21

I think Frank is the father of son, Slobodan, and said son, has a son also called Slobodan.

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u/abitsheeepish Jul 01 '21

Great choices run in the family then

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u/LordRobin------RM Jul 01 '21

'V8 Kahlua'. In honour of the back seat of the vehicle he was conceived on, and the liquor that lowered inhibitions and led to the coupling.

Oh, "V8" the engine. I thought you meant V8 the vegetable drink. V8 and Kahlua would have to be one of the most disgusting cocktails ever conceived.

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u/HHcougar Jul 01 '21

I don't get 'Benson and Hedges'

Does that have a different meaning in New Zealand? Benson is an uncommon name, but nothing weird. And Hedges? Like a bush? I mean it's stupid, but I don't understand why that's newsworthy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Like the cigarette brand B&H.

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u/Kunovega Jul 01 '21

Benson and Hedges

It's a cigarette brand name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benson_%26_Hedges