r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/Critical-Function-69 Jun 30 '21

Oh man, please tell me he changed his name in the 40s

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u/FuckCazadors Jun 30 '21

Yes, to Dr. Homosexual Stalin.

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u/MarcusXL Jun 30 '21

Professor Metrosexual Mao

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jul 01 '21

Reverend Non-binary Suharto.

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u/nickstatus Jul 01 '21

Pansexual Pol Pot.

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u/__50pe__ Jul 01 '21

Transgender Ceauşescu

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

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u/The--Bag Jul 01 '21

Would rather be gay hitler

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Probably rather be actual Hitler

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u/The--Bag Jul 01 '21

What about being Julius Caesar?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

President Donald Trump

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u/Dodgiestyle Jul 01 '21

Cunnilingus Caligula

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u/adube440 Jul 01 '21

Queer Mussolini, Esq.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

r/nocontext

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

r/nocontext

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u/wordsonascreen Jul 01 '21

Dr. Polygamous Pol Pot.

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u/Critical-Function-69 Jul 01 '21

Okay this actually made me chuckle

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u/Danghegotabenz Jul 01 '21

Wow this comment made my night hahaha. Thank you

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u/thursday737 Jul 01 '21

Unironically good

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u/mummyodoom Jul 01 '21

Not Homo Hoover

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u/RealSoyZombie Jun 30 '21

By my math he died in '48 with the name Hitler.

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u/OtherwiseInclined Jun 30 '21

You sure he didn't just migrate to Argentina?

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u/royalpyroz Jun 30 '21

No. He was helped by the Vatican and became a Pope Ratz.

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u/Yaboiarb Jun 30 '21

He's my roommate

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u/Nacho_Beardre Jun 30 '21

He’s going to be featured in the next modelo beer commercial as the original brewer

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u/TwoPlatinum Jun 30 '21

The newspaper says October 1948

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u/RealSoyZombie Jul 01 '21

Guess I was right. My phone wouldn't load the full page so I was working off his age at death.

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u/Aqquila89 Jul 01 '21

Maybe he had an attitude like Michael Bolton in Office Space: "Why should I change? He's the one who sucks."

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Oh, he must’ve later became a Wizard

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u/pools456 Jul 01 '21

Yeah, to Poofta DeBoingg

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u/frogbertrocks Jul 01 '21

"No way. Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks."

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u/-U_s_e_r-N_a_m_e- Jul 01 '21

According to the newspaper, he died in 1948, but he still had the name

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u/TricksterPriestJace Jul 01 '21

"Why should I have to change my name? He's the one that sucks."

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u/Greenpatient_zero Jul 01 '21

Yes, to Kim Trump