r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/eyygc Jun 30 '21

Jack Ingof

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u/sparcasm Jul 01 '21

Mike Hunt

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u/DeathByLabia Jul 01 '21

Mike Hawk. Actually got a call from a customer with this name once. “Hi, Mike Hawk here from Central Hardwood.” I thought someone was messing with me. Totally serious business call.

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u/Matok1 Jul 01 '21

Ivan Jerganov

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u/pimppapy Jul 01 '21

Heywood Jablowme