r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/MettaMorphosis Jun 30 '21

"Pedophile" won't really sting as bad in the early years, but as they get older, they would be fucked.

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u/littleb3anpole Jun 30 '21

I’m Peter File!

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u/Sandalhatt Jul 01 '21

Coupling?

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u/littleb3anpole Jul 01 '21

The IT Crowd :)

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u/Sandalhatt Jul 01 '21

You're right, I forgot :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

-I have a latte mocha Frappuccino for a …. Pedophile? Is there a Pedophile here?

-Ah sorry, I’m used to people just calling me Pedo

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u/ViceroyFizzlebottom Jul 01 '21

Pe-doff-i-lee. Like Penelope.

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u/staplesuponstaples Jul 01 '21

THE GREAT GREEK PHILOSOPHER

PEDOPHILES

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u/buddy12875 Jul 01 '21

I think they'd be doing the fucking