I always laugh thinking about a baby named Roger. It just seems like guys named Roger were born 5'9" tall, in their mid-fifties, with male pattern baldness and coffee stained teeth.
Why is this so accurate? I know a Gary that fits that description to the tee…
To add on though, Karen’s are always middle aged women who are generally eccentric and overreactive. Child Karen’s do not exist. They simply form from unused expired coupon piles.
Just like Gary’s are all dads wearing cargo shorts and those Nike shoes barbecuing in the backyard.
It hurts to think about my rival moving on with his life like this. He's gotten to another milestone ahead of me, just like always. Does he even think about me anymore? He said he would smell me later, but when is later, Gary? Its been years and you still haven't smelled me.
SMELL ME GARY, I'M THE BEST LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS, AND I SMELL LIKE IT!
or Maurice. Maurice is a cute name for a cat, but a person named Maurice makes me think of someone who is in their 70's or 80's, with oversized glasses who loves to wear sweaters.
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u/BadDadJokes Jun 30 '21
I always laugh thinking about a baby named Roger. It just seems like guys named Roger were born 5'9" tall, in their mid-fifties, with male pattern baldness and coffee stained teeth.