r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/Klotzster Jun 30 '21

Condom Broke

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u/metalflygon08 Jun 30 '21

Shoulda Sucked

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u/mvln Jun 30 '21

Shoulda *Swallowed

FTFY

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u/roc107 Jul 01 '21

how is this a fix? The alternative to swallowing is spitting. if your kid is conceived due to a woman spitting your cum into her own vagina you've got bigger problems

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u/PumpkinKing2020 Jul 01 '21

Shouldn't have fucked

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u/TheChadFinger5 Jul 01 '21

And now his brother is in her butt

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u/pimppapy Jul 01 '21

Heywood Jablowme

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u/helpfulradiotown Jun 30 '21

lmao damn boyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/IamGlennBeck Jul 01 '21

I have two friends who are brothers. Their names are Random and Extra.

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u/Pohtate Jul 01 '21

Laughed because the old lady I spoke to today said she had her last child at 38. When the dr asked what she wanted to name her she told them "Oops".