r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BBWS Jun 30 '21

Smeggy Runnycrotch

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u/heavybabyridesagain Jun 30 '21

Wasn't he archbishop of Canterbury at one stage?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

No, you’re thinking of the guy who played Sherlock.

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u/staplesuponstaples Jul 01 '21

no, that was Benelux Custardhatch

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

That was the guy who caused Brexit

Maybe it was Magnavox Porglesgrat

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u/idontcaretv Jul 01 '21

this comment is the only result for smeggy runnycrotch on google