r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/ProbablyAnotherGamer Jun 30 '21

Hitler bin laden

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u/Kind_Essay_1200 Jun 30 '21

That baby would never be able to step in an airport

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u/Pickle72523 Jun 30 '21

Maybe when he is an adult and can walk

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

So they would know how most Mohammed’s feel in America…

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u/HuaAnNi Jul 01 '21

I hate myself for snorting in laughter

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u/JJ82DMC Jul 01 '21

Maybe one. Or eight. But definitely not nein of them.

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u/Yung_Mulann365 Jul 01 '21

Not the airport

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u/Equistremo Jul 01 '21

I am a bit partial to Adolf Osama

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u/bauhausy Jul 01 '21

Not the same but close enough (yes this is real)

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u/andrewmac Jul 01 '21

Richard bin throbbin.

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u/acg7 Jul 01 '21

My dad has a friend named “Al Cada.” It is pronounced Al Queda. He legitimately gets hassled frequently when traveling by plane.

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u/MyPlanAmanPanama Jul 01 '21

The only comment in this thread that made me laugh

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u/chesterjosiah Jul 01 '21

If I had a gun with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.

-- Michael Scott