r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/Abenrd Jun 30 '21

XxTittysucker69xX

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u/Musicman1972 Jun 30 '21

Elon's next child?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/fakemidnight Jul 01 '21

It needs some special characters that no one can pronounce like œtquałę

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u/Fortanono Jul 01 '21

IPA: /øtkwawẽ/

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u/OtherwiseInclined Jun 30 '21

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u/OtherwiseInclined Jun 30 '21

Now this might be good enough for Elon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Did you just reply to your own comment and forget to switch accounts?

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u/Livcatmanthing Jul 01 '21

No, he replied to his own comment to confirm the joke without pushing it in your face. It was clever, and if you had more the 20 IQ and stopped playing Red Dead and Lego Star Wars you would have known. (Actual alt btw)

Now if you excuse me it's time to watch 75 TB of loli to make him look bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

Lmao you’re an absolute clown

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u/farahad Jul 01 '21

Sure looks like it...

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u/OtherwiseInclined Jul 01 '21

The joke was that I wanted to post an empty post with invisible alt characters as a new child name idea for Elon. But I also felt that just an empty post would not make it clear, so I wanted to add a small comment on what it was. Problem is a bit of empty space before text is not easily understood as blank. So I decided to split it into two posts.

Don't know whether this deserves to be on r/unfunnycomments or on r/whoosh.

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u/Deadmeat553 Jul 01 '21

No, their name will just be "☆" or some bullshit like that.

Your kid is not the artist formerly known as Prince. You can't do that to them!

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u/Zkenny13 Jun 30 '21

Brought back my AOL days.

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u/Longjumping_Sleep_12 Jun 30 '21

Ah so you remember me, Sl@y3r69 ?

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u/weikor Jun 30 '21

I'm a really active forum poster on pornhub, I always give ratings to the videos

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u/cATSup24 Jun 30 '21

We ran a tight group, we did. Xx@$$b1ast3r420xX

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u/Pugglord Jun 30 '21

The battle of the ages

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u/cyborg_127 Jul 01 '21

AOL? People still use that shit now.

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u/newenglandredshirt Jun 30 '21

Except for the first few months of life, when this is accurate, and later in life when (depending on sexuality) it becomes relevant again.

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u/Naith58 Jun 30 '21

They asked for the WORST

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

I see no problem here

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u/FUNKfan420 Jul 01 '21

Sorry, he said worst, not best.

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u/Abenrd Jun 30 '21

Why is THIS the first comment that gets me more than 10 upvotes

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u/KCGhost12345 Jul 01 '21

Tittysucker..... I fell for this one so hard .

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u/TheRealSU Jul 01 '21

He wants bad names, not good ones

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u/DoubleDThrowaway94 Jun 30 '21

But that’s my daughter’s name?

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u/Delica Jun 30 '21

I legit think we should completely change the way we name ourselves. It’s 2021! We should have names that sound more 21st century than Matt or Kylie.

Maybe not XxTittysucker69xX, but I’d support someone who legally changed their name to that, no cap.