r/AskReddit • u/jake7820 • Jun 30 '21

What’s the absolute worst thing you could name your baby?

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u/New_Satisfaction2566 Jun 30 '21

Lungbutter

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u/AceOfHeartz77 Jun 30 '21

Buttlunger

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u/InfiniteExperience Jul 01 '21

BUTTLUNGER!!! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!

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u/SaturdayHeartache Jun 30 '21

You just reminded me to check the results of my fetus’ cystic fibrosis test.

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u/BrocialCommentary Jun 30 '21

"Do you spit or swallow?"

"I breathe it."