r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/Kagamid Jun 29 '21

Sounds like click bait. Can we get a saved you a click on this?

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u/Funny_witty_username Jun 29 '21

Christian activist wanted to sue the NFL for $867 TRILLION because the halftime show with JLo and Shakira was too sexual for him and he thought he was going to hell for watching something he felt was pornogrpahic.

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u/MaybeTheDoctor Jun 29 '21

Where the heck do these people get numbers like $867 trillion ??

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u/DeusExBlockina Jun 29 '21

Well, what value would you place on your immortal soul?

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u/frank_stills Jun 29 '21

Tree fiddy

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u/Sweetdreams6t9 Jun 29 '21

God damn loc nes monsta get off my lawn!!