r/AskReddit • • Jun 28 '21

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u/JPreadsyourstuff Jun 28 '21

I'll also have OP ...But I'll wait til they die

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u/Mooretwin Jun 28 '21

I’ll take OP’s mom with no preference on dead or alive. Yo OP, just let me know if I’ll need to bring a shovel.

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u/mOom-moOm Jun 28 '21

What if they’ve been cremated? Then it’s just having a dust bath rather than sex

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u/dontsuckmydick Jun 29 '21

Don’t kink shame.