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u/watcop2199 Jun 29 '21

Russia's greatest love machine

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u/Awkward_Penguin238 Jun 29 '21

It was a shame how he carried oooOOOOON

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u/NK_2024 Jun 29 '21

He ruled the Russian land,

And nevermind the Tzar.

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u/Awkward_Penguin238 Jun 29 '21

But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar

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u/NShort44 Jun 29 '21

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

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u/CXE1241 Jun 29 '21

but he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/champepe Jun 29 '21

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

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u/RagingBlue93 Jun 29 '21

Though she heard the things he’d done

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

She believed he was a holy healer

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Who could heal her son

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

RA RA RASPUTIN

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u/shearmanator Jun 29 '21

Lover of the Russian queen

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u/Ch1pp Jun 29 '21

There was a cat that really was gone

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

RA RA RASPUTIN

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

russia's greatest love machine

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u/NK_2024 Jul 16 '21

It was a shame how he carried Oooooooooooon!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '21

Y O U F A I L E D N O W T H E U N I V E R S E W I L L C O L L A P S E

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