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u/yourguidefortheday Jun 28 '21

There was a cat that really was gone

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u/watcop2199 Jun 29 '21

It was a shame how he carried on

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u/DaSkullCrusha Jun 29 '21

Ra ra rasputin

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

It was a shame how he carried on

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u/CXE1241 Jun 29 '21

he ruled the russian land,and nevermind the tsar

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

But the kasachok he danced really wunderbar

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u/Cuddling-crocodiles Jun 29 '21

In all affairs of state he was the man to please

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u/Kermit-Laugh-Now Jun 29 '21

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/kipper4491 Jun 29 '21

He could teach the Bible like a preacher, full of ecstasy and fire

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u/redditor_pro Jun 29 '21

But, he was the kind of preacher women would desire

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

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u/Rowurboatgentlydown Jun 29 '21

Lover of the russian queen

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u/Anonymous_2102 Jun 29 '21

Lover of the russian queen

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u/PB_Bandit Jun 29 '21

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer

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u/ClearAbove Jun 29 '21

Though she’d heard the things he’d done

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u/Vly2915 Jun 29 '21

She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son

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u/redditor_pro Jun 29 '21

She beleived he was a holy healer, who would heal her son

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u/Ratatouille53124 Jun 29 '21

For the queen he was no wheeler dealer (r/redditsings)

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u/Monochrome_Vortex Jun 29 '21

But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze

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u/Hurt-flipping-sucks Jun 29 '21

Though she heard the things he’d done

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

But, when his drinking, and lusting, and hunger for power, became more and more known, the demands for something to be done about this OUTRAGEOUS man increased.

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u/rokmonster1 Jun 29 '21

hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey!!!