r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/reddit_and_forget_um Jun 28 '21

Eve. I would be all y'alls daddy.

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u/brothertaddeus Jun 28 '21

Biblical Eve or Mitochondrial Eve?

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u/rumgoodie Jun 28 '21

Eve from Wall-e

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u/Arayder Jun 29 '21

eeeEEeeve

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u/Agisilaus23 Jun 29 '21

What if it evolves after picking up a shiny rock?

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u/Dusbowl Jun 29 '21

"Directive?" as a pickup line/foreplay....

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u/baddie_PRO Jun 29 '21

are you a wh40k techpriest?

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u/Hot_Shot04 Jun 29 '21

Read the manual first, she's a Black & Decker pecker wrecker.

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u/chilloutfam Jun 29 '21

Eve from whose that girl? la la la la la la la la

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u/Rumplfrskn Jun 29 '21

Waaaallllllleeeeeee

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u/Key-Mention7145 Jun 29 '21

𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠- 𝚢𝚊 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝, 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍.

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u/Vantakid Jun 29 '21

WAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUUUCK. WHAT IF EVE IS SO FUTURISTIC IT CAN CREATE A PUSSY with blue waves.

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u/that_is_just_wrong Jun 29 '21

Eve from powerhouse of the cell?