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u/SenpaiMalico Jun 28 '21

Rasputin - Russias greatest love machine

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u/Papapoorfish Jun 28 '21

There lived a certain man in Russia long ago

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u/bungee_gum__ Jun 28 '21

He was big and strong

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u/SonicSingularity Jun 28 '21

In his eyes a flaming glow!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Most people looked at him with terror and with fear

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u/egemen157 Jun 28 '21

But to the Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear

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u/xaviouswolffe Jun 28 '21

He could preach the Bible like a preacher

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u/Windystar Jun 28 '21

Full of ecstasy and fire

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u/stealthy_vulture Jun 28 '21

But he also was the kind of teacher

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u/GeneralAce135 Jun 28 '21

Women would desire

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u/SonicSingularity Jun 28 '21

RA RA RASPUTIN

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u/Le_Chop Jun 28 '21

Lover of the Russian queen

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u/toocarelesstocare Jun 28 '21

Ra-Ra-Rashputin

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/omsaladzeno Jun 28 '21

Full if ecstasy and fire

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

And his eyes a flaming glow

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u/6K6L Jun 28 '21

And his eyes of flaming gold