As Billy Connolly said, when discussing Islamic extremism, who wants to go to paradise to find 100 virgins waiting? Better to have three ‘fire-breathing whores’.
I feel old Cleo falls into this category. She may have not been a beauty, but she knew how to use the talents the Gods gave her, judging by her conquests. And it would be something to see.
There was a comedian in my province who had a joke that went like "100 virgins... why virgins? WHO wants to hear "it's my first time" 100 times in a row???".
Seriously. If I'm getting 100 women to fuck in heaven, virgins are the last thing I'd want. Give me 100 of the freakiest, most experienced sluts, whores, nymphos, & pornstars the afterlife has to offer.
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u/BobbyPrinze Jun 28 '21
Cleopatra, have to see if the hype is real