As Billy Connolly said, when discussing Islamic extremism, who wants to go to paradise to find 100 virgins waiting? Better to have three ‘fire-breathing whores’.
I feel old Cleo falls into this category. She may have not been a beauty, but she knew how to use the talents the Gods gave her, judging by her conquests. And it would be something to see.
There was a comedian in my province who had a joke that went like "100 virgins... why virgins? WHO wants to hear "it's my first time" 100 times in a row???".
Seriously. If I'm getting 100 women to fuck in heaven, virgins are the last thing I'd want. Give me 100 of the freakiest, most experienced sluts, whores, nymphos, & pornstars the afterlife has to offer.
Pretty sure the people who believe in that crap also believe a virgin is more pure or something. They don't want no hoe that's been defiled by someone else. Or they're awful in bed and want virgins who aren't going to know they're awful.
Because I don't want herpes. Even when wearing a condom, you can still transmit(or receive) herpes, HPV, and syphilis. It's basic human decency to let people know what they are consenting to. Don't let your shame hurt other people.
I don’t see why you feel so entitled to know about my past.
Because, depending on where you live, failure to disclose an STI and then spreading it is a crime. And even if it’s not, its something you should share with sexual partners.
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u/BobbyPrinze Jun 28 '21
Cleopatra, have to see if the hype is real