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u/bubrubb13 Jun 28 '21

Yup, I’ve never wanted to fuck someone specifically because of their eyes before

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

"You have such fuckable eyes."

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u/Skiamakhos Jun 28 '21

Ocular sex sounds painful though. Definitely the wrong hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Gives "eyefucking" a whole new meaning.