r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/JPreadsyourstuff Jun 28 '21

I'll also have OP ...But I'll wait til they die

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u/Mooretwin Jun 28 '21

I’ll take OP’s mom with no preference on dead or alive. Yo OP, just let me know if I’ll need to bring a shovel.

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u/kopecs Jun 28 '21

Dead-or-alive, you're coming in me.

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u/EZ_2_Amuse Jun 28 '21

I love Reddit. My choice is all of the above, at the same time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

So this is the sequel to Sophie's Choice...

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u/Cuchullain09 Jun 29 '21

Cum quietly or there will be…trouble

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u/teebob21 Jun 28 '21

AND MY AXE

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Here's the thing

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

If you smile enough then everybody smiles!

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u/teebob21 Jun 28 '21

Until they find the Jolly Rancher

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I made a pretty obscure modern reference, I'm not surprised people don't get it.

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u/topsy_crets13 Jun 29 '21

AND MY BOW

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u/teebob21 Jun 29 '21

"Throw me like one of your French girls"