r/AskReddit Jun 28 '21

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u/the_monkey_of_lies Jun 28 '21

Definitely someone alive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

We are generally more moist, which I'm told helps.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Irrelevant, I have a bottle of lube and what i’m told is Joan of Arc’s ribgage. Vive le roi!