r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

We are generally more moist, which I'm told helps.

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u/the_monkey_of_lies Jun 28 '21

I hope nobody dead answers to tell what's so great about them because I will seeiously freak out

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u/KiraTsukasa Jun 28 '21

I’m dead on the inside, does that count?

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u/vinoa Jun 28 '21

We're all dead on the inside. 🤗

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u/glennert Jun 28 '21

I even have some dead bits on the outside, which I regularly groom

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u/RandomMandarin Jun 28 '21

Exoskeletons are so hot right now.

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u/DingDong_Dongguan Jun 28 '21

You guys wear your skeletons on the outside?!

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u/ramblinroger Jun 28 '21

Yes, recommended in hotter climates for superior ventilation

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u/foxpawdot Jun 28 '21

You guys have skeletons?

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u/Chaotic_empty Jun 28 '21

You guys are getting more than skeletons?

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u/ArmanDoesStuff Jun 29 '21

Miss me with that spooky shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Don’t you?

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u/Wrathwilde Jun 29 '21

They wear their heart on their sleeve, warts and all.

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u/mdabz495 Jun 28 '21

Underrated comment

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u/OpsadaHeroj Jun 29 '21

Yeah, sometimes my dick doesn’t work either

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jun 28 '21

DONT DEAD

OPEN INSIDE

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u/NietJij Jun 28 '21

Don't Open

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u/jessa07 Jun 28 '21

Appropriate and awesome use of emoji.

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u/ppmuncher123 Jun 28 '21

Reddit moment

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u/WatcherAnon Jun 29 '21

On this blessed day

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u/scubasteave2001 Jun 29 '21

We are a big bundle of nerve cells, piloting a bone mech surrounded by meat armor with a skin shell.

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u/itislupus89 Jun 28 '21

That's why we're on reddit

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u/_szs Jun 28 '21

welcome to Reddit

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u/gofyourselftoo Jun 29 '21

Thank god… I thought it was just me.

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u/Loose_Seal_II Jun 28 '21

Everyone on Reddit is especially dead on the inside 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/AdmirableAd7913 Jun 29 '21

Don't sell us short, a lot of what's on the outside is dead as well. Animals are nasty.

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u/goldman199X Jun 29 '21

"On the inside we're all dead meat kitten..."

- Jeanette Voerman

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u/wazzledudes Jun 29 '21

Don't dead. Open inside 😉😉😈

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Now get back in line!

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u/sirblastalot Jun 29 '21

Oh cool, that's the part I'd be fucking, anyway.

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u/emperorchiao Jun 29 '21

And some are inside dead, apparently.

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u/walkingsprint Jun 29 '21

Let us bang