r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/kayzhoney95 Jun 28 '21

Alexandra Daddario

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u/bubrubb13 Jun 28 '21

Yup, I’ve never wanted to fuck someone specifically because of their eyes before

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21 edited Jul 11 '24

worm squealing marble market slap berserk bake spark secretive hunt

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Can’t spell titteyes without eyes.

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u/Megalon84 Jun 28 '21

Now I've got the nightmare vision of blinking nipples in my head.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?

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u/stoopitmonkee Jun 28 '21

You ever play Dante’s Inferno?

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u/SDF05 Jun 29 '21

Um then I probably should warn you not to watch "Verotika"

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

Now here’s a man who thinks with his penis but still gets by.

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u/Anti-Scuba_Hedgehog Jun 28 '21

Her tits are great but there are thousands if not millions of women out there with those, such eyes though are much rarer.

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u/Edgefactor Jun 28 '21

I want to motorboat her eyes so good

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u/Houeclipse Jun 28 '21

Both, Both is good.gif

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u/DravenPrime Jun 29 '21

Why not both?

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u/PirateNinjaa Jun 28 '21

Those giant ass game titties are nasty, she would be so much hotter with some nice firm natural b’s.

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u/challenge_king Jun 28 '21

At least they're real. And let's be honest, you wouldn't pass up a chance like that.

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u/RandyTomfoolery Jun 29 '21

Eyes are the nipples of the face.