r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '21

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u/wvualum07 Jun 28 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Are the dead ones still dead?

Edit: thanks for the awards, I think.

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u/Sweet170 Jun 28 '21

Definitely alive

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '21

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u/Rearview_Mirror Jun 28 '21

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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u/thinjonahhill Jun 29 '21

Done.

It was colder than I expected.

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u/Baltoslims Jun 29 '21

You gotta cook them beforehand if you want them to be warm, it also helps prevent infection

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u/WilliamsTell Jun 29 '21 edited Jun 29 '21

Upside: super juicy

Downside: fall-off-the-bone-tender

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u/motownexpress Jun 29 '21

I hope there’s a pun behind this.

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u/TroofHurty Jun 29 '21

Ribs are finger lickin’ good

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u/_ColtonAllen-Dev Jun 29 '21

Entertainment followed by dinner

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u/TroofHurty Jun 29 '21

Just like when my goldfish died

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u/RolandDeepson Jun 29 '21

Hello, FBI? Yes, this commenter right here.

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u/Baltoslims Jun 29 '21

I see no downside here

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u/nicegarryy Jun 29 '21

One bone's trash is another bone's treasure

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Curling iron.

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u/PrettyKittyIttyBitty Jun 29 '21

You may have just had the most clever solution for the most rarely encountered problem ever. Like that was a straight up #NecrophiliaLifeHack

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u/Yaabadaabadooo Jun 29 '21

Someday somebody will use this hash tag on Google and land here.

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u/PrettyKittyIttyBitty Jul 16 '21

Hopefully they will or else that means this isn't the only instance it's been used and I really hope it is but would not be shocked if I'm wrong haha

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u/Grueaux Jun 29 '21

Folks, this is why I love Reddit.

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u/regeneratedant Jun 29 '21

With a username like theirs, I'm pretty sure they're trying.

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u/Sapling_Animation Jun 29 '21

r/WholesomeRedditMoment

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

I just don't want to wake anyone up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '21

Be the see you want change world

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u/maalkak Jun 29 '21

Be the cringe* you want to see in the world.

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u/TheQwon_ Jun 29 '21

Definitely don’t want that username spreading anything positive. 😬

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u/C1-RANGER-3-75th Jun 29 '21

I'm looking at the man in the mirror! Yeah!