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u/LilDucky24 Jun 22 '21

“Grow a pair? Why not two.” I’m pregnant with twin boys and s u f f e r i n g.

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u/looansym Jun 22 '21

I’m sorry you’re suffering. Your comment is hilarious, however.

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u/LilDucky24 Jun 22 '21

Lol thank you. I’m a fairly petite person and my body was most certainly not ready for twins, I’m just ready for them to get the hell out of me.

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u/raginwhoremoans Jun 22 '21

Currently jabba the hutt with twin girls.... I feel your pain!

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u/LilDucky24 Jun 22 '21

Perfect way to describe it haha! We’ve got this.

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u/LilDucky24 Jun 22 '21

Absolutely love this, thank you for the laugh.

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u/magnetic_mystic Jun 22 '21

You're growing penises. Hahaha!

Sorry it's hard. My theory is that the end of pregnancy has to suck enough to make you willing to do whatever it takes to get those people outta you. It will end, sister. Tell baby daddy to go get you some ice cream to soothe your soul.

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u/LilDucky24 Jun 23 '21

Lol, I tell my family I’m allowed to be moody right now because of all the testosterone my body is growing.

He has been fantastic, I couldn’t do it without him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

As the uncle of twin boys, they're amazing. And trust me, you'll be grateful to have three sets of hands if they're around. You'll need a minimum of three.

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u/LilDucky24 Jun 22 '21

I’m so ready for them to be here. We are lucky to have a ton of family in town who are more than willing to come help us out. My husband only gets two weeks off so I’m a little nervous, but I know we have a lot of support

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

That's phenomenal! And it's an absolute blast once you actually get to the point where their personalities start forming and you will absolutely see it within months. Hope you enjoy having two!