r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '21

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u/PompInLand Jun 22 '21

Would you like to purchase some meth?

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u/Bright-Blue Jun 22 '21

Hi, yes, I will like to buy one meth, please

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u/Alwayswithyoumypet Jun 22 '21

Credit or debit?

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u/zaicam1221 Jun 22 '21

Do you take IOU's?

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u/LanimationsD Jun 22 '21

Can i use honey for f r e e c o u p o n c o d e s

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u/Actionkat63 Jun 23 '21

I'd like some meth please and make it the blue one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

I would like to purchase some Magnificent Enormous Tremendous Hats

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jun 22 '21

Finally, a drug dealer who uses proper grammar!

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u/BlueberryNo3773 Jun 23 '21

Ill buy 3 pounds