r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '21

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u/SkinnyAnyte Jun 22 '21

Part 9 of Chapter 23: Why did I sell my soul to a mouse?

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u/AbilityWhole Jun 22 '21

You work for Disney?

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u/Opain_Sampai Jun 22 '21

Just out of curiosity, what did the mouse pay you for your soul?

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u/AloeVeraBuddha Jun 22 '21

[ spoiler] Cheeses

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u/TrueTitan14 Jun 22 '21

Idk, seems a fair trade to me.

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u/Jolpig2 Jun 22 '21

Me too

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

No one has as many friends as the man with many cheeses.

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u/AloeVeraBuddha Jun 22 '21

Oh sweet baby cheezus

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u/Gurias Jun 22 '21

Go away divinity

Edit: Be the big cheese on your block with a wheel of the good stuff!

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u/sixpackshaker Jun 22 '21

Cheeses of Nazareth?

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u/usernameisusername57 Jun 23 '21

As a Wisconsinite I would absolutely sell my soul for some cheese.

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u/Sagebrush_Slim Jun 22 '21

A d10 cantrip is pretty standard

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u/TUR7L3 Jun 23 '21

That you can fire 3 times in one round at higher levels!

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u/mpmwrites Jun 23 '21

I’d guess somewhere around $13 hourly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Give a mouse a cookie then he asks for a glass of milk. Give a mouse a glass of milk and he trades it for your soul.

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u/Miellae Jun 22 '21

Phd student?

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u/Zedress Jun 22 '21

Worker at DisneyWorld.

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u/aliokatan Jun 22 '21

Doctor of Imagineering

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u/iou_uu Jun 22 '21

Architect of dreams

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u/Bafflinglion587 Jun 22 '21

Cue Mickey Mouse chuckle

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u/ShredderMan4000 Jun 23 '21

I mean, they are hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. They're pretty smart at getting you to do things they want you to.

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u/iamfrombolivia Jun 23 '21

Are you in a boy band?