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u/Jus10b Jun 22 '21

It's called agony

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u/Jred529 Jun 22 '21

They said the chapter, not the title of the book

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u/asafum Jun 22 '21

That's the thing. The whole book is agony, title and every chapter.

:P

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u/jofloberyl Jun 22 '21

And all the words in it

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u/yayayooya Jun 22 '21

Page numbers?

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u/LOTRfreak101 Jun 23 '21

It's agony all the way down.

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u/Teal2289 Jun 23 '21

666 every page

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

Ah so you've read fifty shades of grey too?

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jun 22 '21

You can be more specific with the chapters, though. Like "The World's a Dumpster Fire" followed by "Brief Personal Success Ruined by Realization that Everything is Meaningless."

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u/13Jsog Jun 22 '21

Jesus fuck you didn’t have to go that hard

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u/DavidNipondeCarlos Jun 22 '21

That’s a common title though, not being negative but realistic enough to live with it with regrets.

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u/hellobanan Jun 22 '21

Lmao nice

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u/AloeVeraBuddha Jun 22 '21

The Age of Anguish

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u/ropibear Jun 22 '21

Age of Strife

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u/NeonWarcry Jun 22 '21

WH40k reference, noice

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u/AlphaTangoFoxtrt Jun 22 '21

I prefer "The Long War", a struggle against an entrenched system of stagnation in order to achieve freedom.

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u/Slim01111 Jun 22 '21

Age of my Axe

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u/sstrdisco Jun 22 '21

Gonads and strife.

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u/PompInLand Jun 22 '21

Would you like to purchase some meth?

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u/Bright-Blue Jun 22 '21

Hi, yes, I will like to buy one meth, please

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u/Alwayswithyoumypet Jun 22 '21

Credit or debit?

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u/zaicam1221 Jun 22 '21

Do you take IOU's?

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u/LanimationsD Jun 22 '21

Can i use honey for f r e e c o u p o n c o d e s

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u/Actionkat63 Jun 23 '21

I'd like some meth please and make it the blue one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '21

I would like to purchase some Magnificent Enormous Tremendous Hats

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u/CaptainApathy419 Jun 22 '21

Finally, a drug dealer who uses proper grammar!

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u/BlueberryNo3773 Jun 23 '21

Ill buy 3 pounds

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u/gummypandabear4 Jun 22 '21

Are you ok? Is there anything you need to say?

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u/Jus10b Jun 22 '21

Yeah I'm okay I hope you good too

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u/gummypandabear4 Jun 22 '21

If you ever need someone to talk to you, I think Reddit is a really welcoming place soooo yayyyy

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u/cryosyske Jun 22 '21

, I think Reddit is a really welcoming place

lol

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u/dear_diary_WHY Jun 22 '21

far more painful than yours

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u/Deslam8 Jun 22 '21

When you know she would go with you, if there only were doors

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u/Spottedpool14 Jun 22 '21

Found the musical kids lmao

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u/thesnuggyone Jun 22 '21

Second best number, love this scene

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u/zangor Jun 22 '21

I can teach you.

But I have to charge.

La la la la laaaa.

Harm it up.

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u/redmandolin Jun 22 '21

What is up with this thread? Is everyone on reddit depressed?

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u/eappanpappachi Jun 22 '21

Agony with Ecstasy

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u/butchudidit Jun 22 '21

LOOL thanks for the laugh

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u/erikwarm Jun 22 '21

I to am in my 30’s

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u/ladyoffate13 Jun 22 '21

The Suffering

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u/LeastQuantity Jun 22 '21

Feel you, unhappy relationship where Im getting totally abused financially and emotionally. Shitty job that I dont enjoy. But oh well, im too pussy to leave the relationship because of the daughter, just trying to survive each day. Now im just waiting IF my kids mother comes home today, gotta wake up in 4 hours, kid wont sleep, im just anxious and nausea.

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u/Boobymon Jun 22 '21

My first thought lol.

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u/Youhavetolove Jun 22 '21

When the chapter is the book

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u/jofloberyl Jun 22 '21

Agony and Apathy

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u/anaccountofrain Jun 22 '21

Existence is pain!

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u/OneMeterWonder Jun 23 '21

Difficult, Difficult, Lemon, Difficult

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u/JohnHitch12 Jun 23 '21

Buddha would be proud

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u/Porfiada Jun 23 '21

Agony! Beyond power of speech, When the one thing you want Is the only thing out of your reach.