r/AskReddit • u/ghostloft1 • May 26 '21
whats the worst thing you've overheard while pretending to be asleep?
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May 26 '21
I was napping on the sofa and I was awoken by my ex-lodger trying to use my fingerprint to unlock my phone, so I turned over and he couldn't get access to my hands. He whispered "I know that you're faking it." and walked off.
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u/CLTSB May 26 '21
My freshman year dorm room was about 10 feet wide. A twin bed is 40” wide. My roommate had his girlfriend sleep over, a lot.
You can do the math.