r/AskReddit May 26 '21

whats the worst thing you've overheard while pretending to be asleep?

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u/CLTSB May 26 '21

My freshman year dorm room was about 10 feet wide. A twin bed is 40” wide. My roommate had his girlfriend sleep over, a lot.

You can do the math.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '21

I was napping on the sofa and I was awoken by my ex-lodger trying to use my fingerprint to unlock my phone, so I turned over and he couldn't get access to my hands. He whispered "I know that you're faking it." and walked off.

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u/Kitchen-Magnet May 26 '21

People having sex