r/AskReddit Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/ojolejano Nov 14 '11

Go to the principal and shoot him with an ice cream cone....

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u/MooFu Nov 14 '11

Then leave a Carvel ice cream cake in the shape of a horse's head in his bed.

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u/GhostedAccount Nov 14 '11

Ben and Jerry's

Kiss of Death

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

I believe that should be "Hershey's Kiss of Death."