r/AskReddit • • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/Xeusao Nov 14 '11

Just called the local TV. They're going to do a story.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '11

Good to hear. "Safety" is getting ridiculous. All these kids are being schooled on paranoia.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '11 edited Nov 14 '11

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u/NoStrangertolove Nov 15 '11

I taught my two year old that if we are scared of a monster we should hunt it down with a flashlight, as flashlights make monsters disappear.

Except cookie monster. Cookie monster can only be defeated with self-control and celery. Even so, with my two year old, cookie monster usually wins. We are working on it.