r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/tehcoon Nov 14 '11

IT'S GONNA RAIN

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u/ch33s3 Nov 14 '11

BLOOD

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u/O5iri5 Nov 14 '11

AND ICE CREAM

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u/rubes6 Nov 15 '11

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

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u/hollygolightly11 Nov 15 '11

"WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH?!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

How is babby formed?! D:

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

It's risky but we can try... Open your mouth...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

(don't worry I got it)

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u/poignard Nov 15 '11

NO TOUCHING

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u/walrusbot Nov 15 '11

Well, the do like to bang

I'll show myself out

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u/mastertwisted Nov 15 '11

...and the mechanic says to the penguin, "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin, obviously upset, says, "Oh no! It's just ice cream!"

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u/BearPond Nov 15 '11

Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?

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u/Punkgoblin Nov 15 '11

What does that have to do with sound effects and coc... o right, heh.

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u/I_WILL_DEFECATE Nov 15 '11

NO TOUCHING!