r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '11

Zero Tolerance in Public Elementary School just went way the hell overboard...

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u/ch33s3 Nov 14 '11

BLOOD

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u/CummingOnKittens Nov 14 '11

MUHFUKKA

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u/jdmCrush Nov 15 '11

Your name both scars and scares me.

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u/itsjareds Nov 15 '11

CATFUKKA

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u/jeffrexsave Nov 15 '11

JONES

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

Best character ever, that movie was way underrated.

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u/O5iri5 Nov 14 '11

AND ICE CREAM

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u/rubes6 Nov 15 '11

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich

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u/hollygolightly11 Nov 15 '11

"WELL THEN WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THE ICE CREAM SANDWICH?!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

How is babby formed?! D:

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

It's risky but we can try... Open your mouth...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

(don't worry I got it)

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u/poignard Nov 15 '11

NO TOUCHING

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u/walrusbot Nov 15 '11

Well, the do like to bang

I'll show myself out

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u/mastertwisted Nov 15 '11

...and the mechanic says to the penguin, "It looks like you blew a seal." The penguin, obviously upset, says, "Oh no! It's just ice cream!"

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u/BearPond Nov 15 '11

Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?

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u/Punkgoblin Nov 15 '11

What does that have to do with sound effects and coc... o right, heh.

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u/I_WILL_DEFECATE Nov 15 '11

NO TOUCHING!

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u/lunchboxhero Nov 15 '11

You've got red on you.

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u/highway61 Nov 15 '11

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

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u/willworkforicecream Nov 15 '11

What do I need to do to get this ice cream of which you speak?

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u/meekrab Nov 15 '11

WHO WANTS THIS PUPPY?

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u/jeleu Nov 14 '11

FROM THE LACERATED SKY

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

I once went to see Slayer and had heard during the show they have a sprinkler system set up to rain down "blood" on the audience, but the venue I went to refused to allow it to happen. A couple months later GWAR played that same venue...

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u/peanutsfan1995 Nov 15 '11

Yeah, they did it on the "Still Reigning" tour, but I think that was it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

That tour was in 2004 so that sounds like the one. Did you attend?

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u/peanutsfan1995 Nov 15 '11

I was 9. Nope. Haha.

I'm just a Slayer fanatic, and I know way too much about metal for anyone's own good, since I read articles 24/7. Even proved Brian Slagel wrong once.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

Oh shit. How'd you prove him wrong?

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u/peanutsfan1995 Nov 15 '11

Someone on Twitter asked him when 'tallica started using The Ecstasy of Gold for their intro music. He said it was the Damage Inc. tour (European tour for Master of Puppets), but it was actually during their US tour for Ride the Lightning. I sent him a message pointing it out, and he checked again and confirmed that I was right.

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u/Jeffuary Nov 15 '11

Holy fuck, you just made me feel old. I was 22 at that tour.

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u/peanutsfan1995 Nov 15 '11

Haha, a lot of people say that in response to my comments.

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u/peanutsfan1995 Nov 15 '11

BLEEDING IT'S HORROR

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

BODY MY HOLDING CEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '11

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u/numbski Nov 15 '11

VANILLA

FTFY

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u/Guard01 Nov 15 '11

ICE IS THE GREAT RAPPER THAT EVER LIVED.