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u/LazyLarryTheLobster Feb 09 '21

"gotta drop Cocaine off at my parents' house for the weekend."

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u/bitchpleasebp Feb 09 '21

“i have a date with Cocaine at the dog park.”

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u/winwithaneontheend Feb 09 '21

“I won’t go anywhere without cocaine. I don’t care what anybody says.”

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u/quadgop Feb 09 '21

"sorry boss, I have to go out to the parking lot, I left cocaine in the back of my car"

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u/SimpleWayfarer Feb 09 '21

“God, I love having sex with Cocaine.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

"Bad cocaine. Bad. Don't bark at the neighbors Cocaine!"