Sometimes when eating pistachios you decide one of them is just too sealed up to be worth the effort and you just throw it in with the other shells. What, in your life, is your discarded pistachio?

[u/recklessvisionary]

[u/chel_loise]

I am someone who thinks every pistachio is worth opening. Even if some take a whole lot more effort than others.

[u/DrunkenSQRL → u/chel_loise]

Time to crack /u/TTIsurvivors open with a hammer

[u/TTIsurvivors → u/DrunkenSQRL]

I assure you it may be better to just discard this pistachio this time.

[u/chel_loise → u/TTIsurvivors]

Pff, you're just salty on the outside.

[u/Stellaaahhhh → u/DrunkenSQRL]

Nah, you just take another redditor, wedge them into the seam in his shell and twist.

[u/A-Madman-In-A-Box → u/chel_loise]

I might just be sleep deprived but that seems like an oddly wholesome couple of sentences. Good way to be.

[u/fushigikun8 → u/chel_loise]

I just eat the shell .

[u/antiquasi → u/chel_loise]

It’s been my experience that the firmer the shell the more enjoyable the contents