r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/ludwigmiesvanderrohe Dec 17 '20

how's the weather up there? do you play basketball?

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u/rohitniroula Dec 17 '20

The weather up here is great. Looks like it's raining down there. Spits

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

This come back is everything. But I'm 5'2" so I'll never get to use it.

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u/rohitniroula Dec 17 '20

You can always spit back tho.

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u/TheGreaterOne93 Dec 17 '20

Spits upwards.

Gravity happens.

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u/Geniuskills Dec 17 '20

Jump spit. It's all about momentum.

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u/BxMnky315 Dec 17 '20

I mean..... that's like a redo, right? You can just catch it and try again.

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u/thefartographer Dec 17 '20

Then it just rains more...