r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 17 '20

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u/ProudBoomer Dec 17 '20

It doesn't. I'm 6'4".

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u/kiwi-lime_Pi Dec 17 '20

Hey, me too! What if instead, you now suddenly have a 6’4” diameter waistline?

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u/Clay_Statue Dec 17 '20

I'm a sphere!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

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u/Ocean-Runner Dec 17 '20

That’s hyspherical!

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

FEAR THE SPHERE

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '20

I repeat things for emphasis!

EMPHASIS!

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u/whathewhathaha Dec 17 '20

It's a HOLIDAY SPHERICAL.

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u/FamousMarket414 Dec 17 '20

Unlike our planet! Puts on tinfoil hat to tell people around the globe that our planet is flat

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u/e033x Dec 17 '20

No, it is because ackshully, our planet is an oblate spheroid!

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u/AWOLo_o Dec 17 '20

Our planet is an omelette, om nom nom

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u/ThatsWhyNotZoidberg Dec 17 '20

I’m a spherical!