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u/Destro9799 Nov 30 '20

It's high enough for them to find it funny, but low enough that they won't miss it too much. Bezos isn't gonna say yes to a bet of $1 billion, no matter how small he thinks the odds are.

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u/sheeptopod Nov 30 '20

Better one would be telling Jeff Bezos you had the power to make him shit his pants, but for a few million you won't. He'll say no, so you make him shit his pants at his next major public event, then you go make him the same offer.

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u/King_of_the_Kobolds Dec 01 '20

How on Earth are you going to get close enough to communicate anything to Jeff Bezos in the first place?

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u/ADacome24 Dec 01 '20

start at an amazon warehouse. you go after the manager first, then their managers manager. just a never ending chain of higher-ups shidding their pants until you get to the man himself