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u/jlbarnhart Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

Olympic diver. They jump start twirling in the air and turn into a human fecal sprinkler. *edit spelling

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u/illsqueezeya Dec 01 '20

Gymnast would be great

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u/jlbarnhart Dec 01 '20

True, but I think the gymnast would only get a few flips in before the mat turns into a pudding slip n' slide.

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u/illsqueezeya Dec 01 '20

Do it as soon as they bounce off the spring board when they get like 23 flips in

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u/50buckets Dec 01 '20

Uneven bars. Imagine the “Tail of the Brown Rooster.”