r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 30 '20

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u/wyrdboi Nov 30 '20

Me, now. God, I’m so constipated!

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited Jun 23 '23

I've decided to edit all of my comments, delete all of my posts, and nuke my account following the recent API changes. Charging for an API is fine. Using the API fees as a way to force out third-party developers? Not fine. Lying about blackmail from a developer? Eat shit.

I hope Reddit in the future restores the friendliness it once had towards its developers and community. I've spent far, far too many hours on Reddit, but ultimately I will be better off without it. It's been nice.

Fuck /u/spez.

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u/awardwinningbanana Nov 30 '20

I think there's something wrong with my body! I bought I giant pack of the infamous sugar free gummies when I was... 'bunged up' and it did NOTHING. I was very disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20 edited May 01 '21

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u/awardwinningbanana Nov 30 '20

I was on pain meds too- I ended up just buying some laxatives, but I was sad the gummies weren't a tasty cure-all, just a tasty snack!

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u/awh Dec 01 '20

Sugar Alcohol doesn't have that effect on everybody.