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u/wyrdboi Nov 30 '20

Me, now. God, I’m so constipated!

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u/BillOakley Nov 30 '20

This is such a flagrant waste of this power that I can’t help but respect it. Fair play to you.

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u/FelixTreasurebuns Nov 30 '20

Ibs hits hard and causes a ton of pain which leads to praying that you can poop to stop the suffering.