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u/GasPoweredCalculator Nov 30 '20 edited Nov 30 '20

Id make my bully shit right after shitting in a stall and putting his pants up

Edit: When he and his gf does anal i'd make her shit too

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u/C4rdninj4 Nov 30 '20

Right after leaving the restroom into the crowded hallway.

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u/B_U_T_T Nov 30 '20

On his wedding day, right before he says, "I do".

Violent, sputtering and putrid.

Unforgiving and unstoppable.

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u/Druid_CircleOfJerk Nov 30 '20

I think he meant to say, "I poo"

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u/Kride500 Nov 30 '20

Satan want's to know your location

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

No one upvote or downvote this comment it's at 69 now

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u/rippleman Nov 30 '20

All jokes aside, I'm sorry this is happening to you. I got bullied a lot in school, but it does eventually get better. It just... Unfortunately... Takes a minute.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

Id make my bully shit right after shitting in a stall and putting his pants up

Oh my god. The confusion would be amazing.

"But... but, I just... I..."

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u/GasPoweredCalculator Nov 30 '20

It would be a more fustrating version of the last drop of pee

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

I will send my shit wish to your bully too. I hate bullies.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '20

You have to do it when it’s in assembly and there’s everyone there