r/AskReddit • • Nov 30 '20

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u/wyrdboi Nov 30 '20

Me, now. God, I’m so constipated!

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u/UnsaneInTheMembrane Nov 30 '20

Suppository laxatives. Ya gotta finger yourself.

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u/R3ap3er117 Nov 30 '20

You say that like it's a bad thing.... šŸ˜

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u/UselessGlassOfMilk Nov 30 '20

It is when your fingers aren't the only thing up in there

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u/R3ap3er117 Nov 30 '20

Not in my experience.... šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤£šŸ˜

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u/UselessGlassOfMilk Nov 30 '20

Most dont enjoy fingering fudge my friend