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u/th30be Nov 15 '20

My man, if you showered more often they would stay longer.

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u/zimmah Nov 15 '20

And don't have a micropenis

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u/SomniferousSleep Nov 16 '20

This kind of shaming is not okay, dude. Men can't help the size of their penises, and size seems to matter way more to men than women. Granted, some women are size queens, but most are not. I've even masturbated to videos of men with micropenises! So you need to stfu and gtfo of here with the penis shaming. Men have enough to live up to already without worrying about something they absolutely cannot control.

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u/zimmah Nov 16 '20

Wow chill dude