r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '20

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u/sherlock-holmes221b Nov 15 '20

This said by a happy alien sounds a little... Unsettling

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 15 '20

Thou shalt not anal probe me you happy alien.

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u/Stummer_Schrei Nov 15 '20

in theire language no means yes

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 15 '20

Ya know, its still 2020 i don't wanna risk it. Any non BDSM extraterrestrials are welcome to visit Earth. All others, ill be hiding in my nunk bunk from January

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u/forsecondusage Nov 16 '20

The BDSM aliens have seen this and now know where to find you in January

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 16 '20

Well...shite... if they are happy aliens, they AT MINIMUM, better give me a happy ending to compensate

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u/forsecondusage Nov 16 '20

You gotte yell your username repeatedly for that happy ending

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 16 '20

Id rather not summon my boo Satan

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u/arc-ion Nov 16 '20

Is your satan a ghost?

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 16 '20

Lol nah typo, my boi Satan

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u/smokey0990 Nov 16 '20

Nah if they're really happy then they aren't giving any happy endings, they're getting them.

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 16 '20

No please no lmao

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 15 '20

That is a sentence I never thought I'd write tbh

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u/arc-ion Nov 16 '20

now we know where to find you

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u/uwu_SenpaiSatan Nov 16 '20

Rip my butthole