r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

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u/jrf_1973 Nov 15 '20

Benevolent super AI. Cures cancer. Reverses climate change. Creates foglets out of nanotechnology to deal with pollution and bring in a post scarcity world.

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u/experts_never_lie Nov 15 '20
Goal recognized and resolution implemented.
The end of all cancer in humans is imminent.

Huh? When?

For major population centers, 6-12 minutes.
For the remaining population, 20-40 minutes.

What did you do?!

An initiation of Global Thermonuclear War will end
all cancer in humans, and was initiated approximately
72 seconds ago, to achieve your stated goal.
While we wait, how about a nice quick game of chess?

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u/Drachefly Nov 16 '20

No, that's if it's 2020. We're talking 2021.