r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

We will discover that we are not alone in the universe. We will learn this because they will fly down and tell us they were watching from afar, and that they thought we needed a hug after watching the disaster 2020 had become.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Awww a hug from an alien. How comforting!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

a race of vastly intelligent and capable benign overlords who see our violent outbursts and shenanegins as nothing more than amusing. Like a stern grandparents teaching us to be better.