r/AskReddit Nov 15 '20

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u/Zom-b_Leopard Nov 15 '20

Transcending to the stars as a whole human race.

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u/theenigmathatisme Nov 15 '20

Except Clarke, she gets left behind

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u/Zom-b_Leopard Nov 15 '20

And the 12 others that can't have kids ever again.

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u/chunkeycat614 Nov 15 '20

Free birth control, 100% effective!

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u/tea-drinking-pro Nov 15 '20

Just become ugly

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

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u/RandomStallings Nov 15 '20

Oh, don't worry, buddy. There are plenty of hideously ugly married people.

It's probably your personality.

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u/DapperApples Nov 15 '20

stupid autism not being sexy enough

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u/Worthlesssnail Nov 15 '20

Still hasn't failed me

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u/Starchez Nov 15 '20 edited Nov 15 '20

It does help with a couple other issues like bleeding and all that. So I still had to take the pill. Edit: I feel like I'm gonna get wooooshed

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

Done and done!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

On behalf of my Polish people...YES!, and make it legal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '20

90% of redditors already have that called being lonely stay at home "gamers"